MyDadJokes Collection

One-Liner Dad Jokes

Short enough to remember. Corny enough to deserve repeating.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.It's impossible to put down.

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet.I don't know y.

I used to hate facial hair.Then it grew on me.

I don't trust stairs.They're always up to something.

I told my suitcase there would be no vacation this year.Now I'm dealing with emotional baggage.

I used to be addicted to soap.But I'm clean now.

I wanted to be a baker.But I couldn't make enough dough.

I'm friends with all the electricians.We have good current connections.

I bought shoes from a drug dealer.I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.

I got hit in the head with a soda can.Luckily, it was a soft drink.

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