MyDadJokes Collection
Best Dad Jokes
A quick collection of classic jokes built for maximum eye-roll potential.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?Because he was outstanding in his field.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?Nacho cheese.
Why did the bicycle fall over?Because it was two-tired.
Why don't skeletons fight each other?They don't have the guts.
What did the ocean say to the beach?Nothing. It just waved.
What do you call a fake noodle?An impasta.
How do you organize a space party?You planet.
Why did the stadium get hot after the game?All the fans left.
What did one wall say to the other?I'll meet you at the corner.
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?Sneakers.
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