MyDadJokes Collection
Dad Jokes for Kids
Clean, simple jokes that work well with younger audiences.
What do you call a sleeping bull?A bulldozer.
Why did the math book look sad?It had too many problems.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?A gummy bear.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?Because it wasn't peeling well.
What did the zero say to the eight?Nice belt.
Why was six afraid of seven?Because seven eight nine.
How does a penguin build its house?Igloos it together.
Why did the picture go to jail?Because it was framed.
What do you call a pile of cats?A meowtain.
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?To reach the high notes.
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